Tired From Carrying These Big Bahonkers

24. She/her.

xenodogz:

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called “burning screams” which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

Anonymous asks:

How to feel like a person?


sadcypher:

dont live with your mom

tomendthesun:

tomendthesun:

do you think the porn bots ever accidentally message each other and end up in an endless loop of sending each other virus links

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zegalba:

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Oil Paintings by Kristoffer Zetterstrand (2003)

tessas-thompson:

Ayo Edebiri as Sydney Adamu
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THE BEAR (2022-)
S02E03 | “Sundae”

salcristina:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

Me taking my hypothetical children to pride:

See that man in the dog mask? He’s playing a game of make believe with his friends to have fun, just like we do! See how his tail is wagging?

See that man with a gun? He’s part of a violent institution that serves the ruling elite and upholds white supremacy. Fifty years ago he would have been raiding all these bars and arresting us all. He could shoot you in the face right now and probably not even lose his job. If he tries to talk to you, remember to say, “I won’t speak with you unless I have an attorney present.”

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psikonauti:
“Gerda Wegener (Danish, 1885–1940)
Les délassements d'Eros ,1925
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psikonauti:

Gerda Wegener (Danish, 1885–1940)

Les délassements d'Eros ,1925

helloitsbees:

micro-usb:

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i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

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flying-ham:

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god I fucking LOVE Star Trek they had $5 a bunch of sexual tension and a dream and they fucking delivered pop off my funky lil 1960s science nerds

matt-the-radar-techncian:

kragehund-again:

my theory is that reincarnation is real and that’s why everything is so fucked up. we got too many people on earth and their souls were supposed to spend a few more cycles as endangered animals or smthn but we fucked the environment and overpopulated. so we get guys who was SUPPOSED to be black-footed ferrets or whatever til their soul reached maturity but instead they’re like, influencers and politicians. this is also why furries exist.

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